I see something else wrong with the second statement... it would imply that Lorenzo avoids contact with the janitors, grounds and repairs staff.
I don't know if this deserves a ;) , a:rolleyes or a :\ , maybe a :p ?

A US President (or was it a writer?) said it best:

There are lies, damn lies and statistics.

That is unless you understand Statistics, but it doesn't seem to be considered an essential subject in the essential Math curriculum anywhere and it's left to college level courses AFAIK.