Both (simulatiously!) : "Didn't you used to be funny?"

The Royal family is the most pathetic thing ever. It is history gone bonkers, only your pay for them to exist in amazing splendour while old folk in Scotland are frightened to turn up their heating in the winter (ie. f*cking cold) for fear of the cost of electricity. Meanwhile they're swaning around doing.......... ? Actually I'm unsure! Complaining about things mostly.

The Queen is a living monument to pomposity and Philip is a babbling baffoon and a total tube! The only reason Charles hate's genetically modified produce is because he is one himself and Diana was a whinning, simpering over indulged brat. The media shit that surrounded her death was obscene. My dad died when I was 15 too but I don't remember it making the local papers or a massive outpouring of grief for my future from the country. :lol