Brian, I'd rather not know what you meant by uttering my name in relation to sex. If your wife is OK with you fantasizing about me feel free but I warn you that I can't ever return those feelings.:lol

This almost looks like sexual horoscopes, with very general and open descriptions allowing people to identify and fit themselves (or others) with the description.

But what if your name is written in a language that uses diacritical marks and you have one of such on your initial? Does that accentuate the characteristic or only the character?
:D

And is a middle name something that confers you secondary characteristics for that letter?:)

And what if your name is written in a non-Roman alphabet, does the value table change, does it correspond to the transliteration?:)

And those poor hebrews, no vowels means they can't ever share the sexual characteristics and prowess of the A's, the E's, the I's, the O's, the U's...;)

But the more interesting question is.. if you go by a nickname that has a different initial than your given name which one are you?:p