Derek & Clive -
"Little Flo"
[ from the album "(Live)" (1976) ]
DEREK:
(sings
#Oh, dear Little Flo
I love you so
Especially in your nightie
#When the moonlight flits
Across your tits
Oh, Jesus Christ almighty
CLIVE:
Thank you, the Reverend Ike.

That is probably the cleanest thing they ever did.
Derek and Clive were Peter Cook and Dudley Moore being absolutely disgusting live and pretty well pissed out of their heads. They produced three totally filthy recordings that when I was 12 or 13, felt like the most dangerous things I had ever heard. I remember being terrified if my mum came in the room when I was listening to them and hid the albums because of the covers and titles. I actually still find them immensely funny but not for the same reasons.
For more utter nonsense checkout,
www.phespirit.info/derekandclive/
not for those easily offended.
Check the link to "The worst job I ever had", "Cancer" and "In the Lav" from Derek and Clive Live.

"Having a Wank", "Norman the Carpet" and "Joan Crawford" from Come Again.

and just about anything from Ad Nauseum.

Beware though, if you are easily offended by sexual swearing, descriptions of the worst acts of humanity or just don't enjoy a f*cking good laugh keep well clear. Better still pick up the recordings.
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"Little Flo"
[ from the album "(Live)" (1976) ]
DEREK:
(sings
#Oh, dear Little Flo
I love you so
Especially in your nightie
#When the moonlight flits
Across your tits
Oh, Jesus Christ almighty
CLIVE:
Thank you, the Reverend Ike.

That is probably the cleanest thing they ever did.
Derek and Clive were Peter Cook and Dudley Moore being absolutely disgusting live and pretty well pissed out of their heads. They produced three totally filthy recordings that when I was 12 or 13, felt like the most dangerous things I had ever heard. I remember being terrified if my mum came in the room when I was listening to them and hid the albums because of the covers and titles. I actually still find them immensely funny but not for the same reasons.
For more utter nonsense checkout,
www.phespirit.info/derekandclive/
not for those easily offended.
Check the link to "The worst job I ever had", "Cancer" and "In the Lav" from Derek and Clive Live.

"Having a Wank", "Norman the Carpet" and "Joan Crawford" from Come Again.

and just about anything from Ad Nauseum.

Beware though, if you are easily offended by sexual swearing, descriptions of the worst acts of humanity or just don't enjoy a f*cking good laugh keep well clear. Better still pick up the recordings.
Alt

